Your dream group chat — chaos, wisdom & love on demand.
Chat with a cast of chaotic, wise, and loving virtual friends inspired by Unavailable. When you need pep talks, tough love, or forensic analysis — they show up.
Meet the group
Each friend has a distinct voice and personality, always ready to show up in your chat.
Chaos Goblin
Unfiltered, mischievous, impulsive.
Therapist Friend
Grounded, supportive, bestie energy.
Cynic
Dry wit, skeptical, spots red flags.
Wild Card
Dreamy, optimistic, magical thinking.
Nonna
Tough love, protective, dramatic.
Nonno
Gentle, reflective, in his own world.
Mom
Warm, opinionated, always has advice.
Dad
Practical, blunt, shows love by doing.
Analyst
Detail-rich, obsessive, builds timelines.
Lorraine
Wise, patient, untangles knots calmly.
Screenshots
A whimsical, coherent aesthetic across chats, profiles, and highlights.
Heard in the group chat
Why early readers & testers keep coming back to their MicroDelulu squads.
“It feels like a group chat that actually shows up for me. Messy, funny, so validating.”
Maya R.“I rehearsed a hard talk with the Cynic + Therapist Friend. In real life, I was calm and clear.”
Jules K.“Perfect blend of tea and therapy-adjacent vibes. I laughed, overshared, and healed a little.”
Aria S.FAQs
Is this therapy?
No. MicroDelulu is entertainment + reflective prompts, not mental health care. For clinical support, please see a licensed professional.
Does it work offline?
Parts of the experience (like viewing history) do. Live chat generation requires connectivity.
Will you support Android?
We’re iOS-first at launch. Android interest? Tell us in the form — it helps prioritize.
Can I export conversations?
Yes—export aesthetic snippets or anonymous receipts at any time.